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# 4: The ugly, racist these

I drank another sip of brandy to forget that I was talking to a real deity. God, she was beautiful. She moved her hair greasy and badly discolored around her finger coiled, with the air of a model of supreme beauty. She was chewing his gum loudly, which only added more charm to his lips covered with gloss. Each stroke of jaw caused a small rebound on his cheeks, freckles and wriggled in joy.

Whenever she spoke, her plump neck is moved to the rhythm of his words, flying in a voluptuous dance to the sound of his words. Whenever she finished a sentence, his eyebrows rose abruptly from the wrath of his bold buttons.

was sure, to quote a French philosopher: Tonight, I would conclude. It was long I had not had the opportunity to have any intercourse, and tonight, this supreme beauty was offered to me, and I saw myself scratching his back soft and breathable. My furry little body and her big hairy body, both united in a position that would allow me not to smother the smell of sweat ... Ah, the excitement rising in me, while I admired his yellow teeth and decayed ...

You, you, the kind who loves ugly?
This text seems quite correct, and nothing shocks you when you go from "I was talking to a real god" to "yellow teeth and decayed?
Are you single?
You're ugly?
Then your happiness is on the Internet recently: the first dating site for ugly. After all, as its author says, half of the English is ugly (sic). Why deprive ourselves to meet the ugly?
I actually heard a dating site zoophilia red and HIV would be established soon.

Heal the cat hides to be forgotten, lest
be registered on the site of zoophiles red positive.

I must say that I am very surprised by this kind of ideas that can sometimes sprout in the brains of some people mistakenly stopped. Would they have been abused during childhood by people physically pleasant? Anyway, I have my say on that.

start slowly: it is indeed discrimination. Because yes, if you're beautiful and you like ugly, you can go well you pack the lily from your local wildlife to meet via the web, as your registration will be denied. Just because you're beautiful, you can not find love among the ugly. That's all, it's like that, so you'll hit the guns and let them ugly. They do not have requested, the unfortunate!
So you, young ladies, who spend 50% of your free time to belittle you, go and register on this site, and when you have been refused, you can finally stop shouting to the world that you're ugly, knowing that c is false, all the males around you trying desperately to deflower you.

Bouuuh! A beautiful death! All camps!
cleaned karsh! Bouuuuh!

Moreover, this logic works both ways: the ugly are people with tastes like all the others. This is not because we love what is ugly is ugly. Certainly, the ugly are well placed to know that this is not the physical that is the soul, but I do not think they provided before fiddling with pictures of obese women and hairy, though? If, when you're ugly, we love the ugly. When you're ugly, you have a lousy car, a house ugly, ugly woman, ugly children, and you look in his Secret Story ugly sofa.

Moreover, who can really define something as subjective as beauty? If you're ugly, but that the webmaster is just reached, and that you find beautiful, you will remain single. He decides. You're ugly, everyone tells you, but if the administrator has said that you were beautiful, you'll end up old boy with your right hand or old daughter with your right middle finger for one partner. You had to be ugly as its criteria.

Some might think that the physics of the website, it would be better thought principle. It missed. Indeed, the site itself is as ugly as its members. Proper color kitsch, shapes disgusting, everything is there to say "you're on a site created by ugly ugly for ugly, welcome if you're ugly." We return to this idea that seems be very important to the founder's ugly does not deserve a beautiful site, they deserve an ugly site. Because the ugly as beautiful seems when you're ugly, remember?

With this, there is the paradox between what the creator says the site and what we watch. I quote the character in question: "But do not you tired of all these dating sites corny-la-praline that show beautiful love walking hand in hand on a windswept beach? ". There, you naturally translate it into "Enough 's enough to see that beautiful, we want to see ugly" .

The problem? Why is there there a commercial with a pair exactly like he just criticize? Is it just stupid? It should create a dating site for idiots. That would work better: everyone knows that idiots come out with stupid.

Look, for example, the book became a cult in the world-nian nian that appeals to idiots: Edward, vampire idiot incidentally (not worth developing, though?) Comes out with Bella to remain human idiot ( no need here either). That is, an idiot and a fool out together. I also have many examples like this in my life, but I would like to avoid the crowds let loose, I also remain silent on their names.

The site in question with an advertisement showing a photograph
who proudly serves as a reminder to right they are ugly ugly.

So here's my proposal, which is what it's worth: keep quiet ugly, yet they can not be desperate, admit that it is possible that they are not as ugly as that, Vanessa and fantasize about the girl in super mini skirt joined the club Reading High School who has watched once under way, and asked them a gum. She wants to marry Robert Pattinson, but when you believe same. Certainly, they'll like me, sitting at table in front of a Picasso alive, recounting her life allowing her only to define the word uninteresting. But this is not a reason not to leave them alone. Returning

elsewhere, as it is spoken, on the shelf which I had escaped some time to talk about this latest invention of Web 2.0. She just asked me, nonchalantly, the mini-heart in mouth stinking badly drawn:
" - You just have a coffee fez me?
- Oh no! You, you stay here, I gotta go.
- gooo, f'il you like!
- No, no, I insist. Come on, I'm nice, I leave you an address if you feel the need to see me.
- Okay, wait, ve come out a paper and ftylo. "

She handed me his pen and chewed a greasy paper, which I wrote somehow the coordinates of which she seemed so desperately need. When I gave him everything she read and looked at me blankly, his one eyebrow drawn up, his eyes glassy with tears.
"- what F'est fa?
- The only address you need to know to be happy. "

I gave him the address, hoping it had internet at home, as this paper he stated the following coordinates: http://www.theuglybugball.co.uk/ .

And there, in every good player you are, you wonder what is the most exciting conclusion of this story. Here it is: when you're a bastard, we love to beautiful girls ugly rakes.

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# 3: TV .. . Too!

My dog is stupid today. For some reason, it keeps picking up that piece of plastic-covered buttons, and the rest on my knees. However, I told you so "I do not watch TV, the dog." Nothing so, it continues to stir stupidly tail while offering me the damn remote without delicacy, offering control over the television was invented to help stupefy the idiots and make them more skeptical misanthropes. I turn then nonchalantly position without realizing that I open a door interdimensional directly overlooking the underworld.

I do not know what you think of television, but I personally see as an evil invention. At first, naive, one sees only advantages: information, entertainment, all close at hand ... No, not so much the machine error that individuals who hide behind. Posting it on their faces a Machiavellian grin before leaving us bec so coldly, machinists anti-intelligence pushed the buttons that adorn their consoles to send us in the eyes of what lead to the development of a brain tumor in a newborn.

phrases most idiotic and surreal world are linked together without understanding in dialogues that inspire insipid as the killing of those who utter them, their impresarios, their writers, their hamsters and anything that could transmit HIV from near and far, interspersed advertisements.

Panzani ridiculous and advertising are the perfect example of what makes television the plight of all humans who still have eyes and a half functional brain. Fortunately, it is limited to television. Imagine if when you read a book as wonderful as "Twilight," "Little Brown Bear" or "Harry Potter", between each chapter, the narrator offered you a page of advertising?

"The house of our charming family stereotyped alleged but poorly dubbed French and more like a Swede from a career in the hexagon, has walls flash red and yellow neon. The furniture is all colors, giving us all the brightness of a room whose purpose is to silence the schizophrenic blinding them to limit their hallucinations. The kitchen is equipped, tidy, you feel like a hospital for the blind, one is happy. Through the window we see a beautiful landscaped garden, as our dear Mr. gardening seriously, to keep all her little household.

A charming housewife-masked to less than 50 years on anti-depressants (since she realized that leaving his house to be painted by an army of myopathic color blindness was not a good idea), no husband (one working while she's cleaning, proof of modernism in this charming French family) raising two lovely grandchildren and well groomed blond, smiling, eating properly, clothed respectively the t-shirt with stripes all the charming little guys are cute little dress and pink all the girls are between the ages of the same age, sings while preparing pasta Shelley PANZANI that cook very quickly if you put the Love in the recipe, and you talk about childhood, youth and recklessness.

It displays a smile not hiding not the magic of her medications she now uses in massive doses, and also allowing us to see his dentist pulls no punches on scaling, and adds:''

PANZANI ... TOO!''

The children, delighted to eat a dish as luxurious, their little lips already covered with foam, their language and their stomachs bloated starvation shouting accompanying their dear mother in this song tribal tribute to pulp. It is apparently customary among these strange people to sing when you eat pasta, so the thing out of the ordinary. Do not we say that the Italian is a language of the singing? Proof: singing in front of pasta. Resuming all together:''

PANZANI ... TOO!'''

Even Barbie is it too pink ...

What joy it is for us readers to have to endure such nonsense. The publishers are not yet affected by psychological illness suggesting that basic human if advertising works on weak minds on television, it is equally effective in magazines, DVDs, cinemas film, video games, websites, newspapers, walls, rear bumpers ... Soon we will stick patches on the front to buy an apple at -10%, and we will be sure that if people buy apples is because of this wonderful stroke of genius.

When I want to see is to see a hideous eye on a restless funk. Secret Story. Yes, Secret Story, reality television, the evil person, pain, death, the ultimate insult. But why am I the devil on TF1!?

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To have had the morbid curiosity to take a look - haha - at Secret Story, I must confess that it would have been difficult to believe that this was so pitiful that I had been supposed. I wanted to find observing young horny surrounded pouffettes heat in a loft alternating every color imaginable kitsch might have any interest. But this was not the case.

Before me, stories of heart and a childish and pathetic behavior remind me while reality TV is made by people idiots, idiots, idiots with it. A love triangle of human stupidity, stupid or morons eat under the amused gaze of fools.

Consider an example: the intersection of metalhead / goth faux-called "vampire". Everyone knows that vampires are involved in issues of reality TV. Incidentally, I'm waiting to see what type of false-rebel chick die slowly crazy from not being able to feed on blood before the cameras.

Maybe we could get him a goat or a pig? No? He is a vegetarian, perhaps? I think has no choice in the world of the undead, in theory: they drink the blood if we peg out. In addition, I saw him eat anything else. Since when do vampires can feed on human food? No, but because in this case it would long as they live among us by eating hamburgers like any good capitalist.

fashion of "I'm a vampire," probably the most ridiculous methods for false-marginal-in-lack-of-personality-who-is-their-own. Who will honestly believe that this hair came out of his coffin to go participate in Secret Story?

was also a hermaphrodite born emo super class. When you are naturally born with both sexes, you are sure to dress in emo well say that like all others, you're bi. No, you do not necessarily own personality, you stay emo, but born with both sexes. With a graphical interface and behavior of such little frustrated ill at ease, everyone makes fun of him / her, poor little (e). However, he adopted a technique of defense of the most personal: "I sulk in my bed in pink neon yellow bathrobe. Why not.

The secret should be "I was resambl
ts ley kikou aje 2 min lol" ...

I will not even football broadcast on all strings that night dangerously in the evenings for those who do not care. The screen goes black, do not abuse the poor things.

I throw the remote into the TV, the beast breaks out on the ground, tramples hard. Ah! But if I suddenly realize that there was a utility to this machine that I unfortunately just completed under the weight of my boots. With what shall I take my DVDs and other media more or less legal now?
Oh no, it's good, I have a computer.

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