Monday, November 29, 2010

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# 12: 3D = degeneration Deterioration Disgust

blood left once more in my face. Much fun it was when it was me who chose to apply this kind of award to those who deserved it as much the fact that it is 3D on the big screen made me feel a deep malaise. Not because of disgust that this could grow to feel the poverty at the core of the flower or the dark room that could simulate a scary atmosphere, but because this movie was just boring and bad wishes.

After 20 minutes of people sliced into pieces and other cries and grubbing of skin, I put my jacket, got up lazily in a sigh, and returned the glasses "3D" in my pocket. When I opened the door under the gaze murderer who did not dare do so for fear of seeming ridiculous, I met the gaze of the theater employees.


Wait, it's "Saw 3D" or "The Iron Giant"?! They were on acid?

The young cashier looked at me in mocking smile, and I realized she directly insulted me, considering those who vomit before the horror movies. With a clearer view of boredom, so I gave him my explanation:
"This movie is bad. "

A man, probably his superior, was also present. He turned to me:
"- Ah, the public seems to enjoy.
- Well is that the public is stupid. "

It did not seem to understand, and he asked me what I went to see. I told him then, a little ashamed because after all, I knew this film would not be worth much, it was almost written on the poster, that I Saw 3D viewer. His eyes suddenly seemed to light up. He realized that, like many, I was a sensitive soul who had no idea what to expect when entering the room. We can not escape a movie because it bothers us?

"- You did not see the other?
- If, 6. I liked a lot, but it, hold it, is worthless. "

And proud of my reply, I turned on his heel and left the confines of the cinema.

It is difficult to understand why people love bad movies. More Saw has worsened, more people have accumulated in the rooms. And more 3D allows bad movies seem correct, more people are watching.

To give a concrete example, the first Saw includes, in its entirety, 2 people killed by the traps, and some bullets. Saw the last in 20 minutes, 8 dead before me in chains. If I wanted to see what kind free hemoglobin, I'd rather see my butcher.

And as the number of deaths has increased in the saga over the quality of films has deteriorated, each worse than the previous one, and still counting more ignominy and corpses.


"If you can not do it right, do it in 3D", the first course
first year of American cinema.

I try to imagine what happened from the creators of this film, which changes constantly director:
"- Hey! I will resume Saw!
- Oh? You'll make a settlement even more special?
- No, I will put even more lives!
- But, Saw, it was above all a brilliant killer who stabs us in a final surprise stripper!
- No, I want blood, corpses, sadism, injustice, and to believe that this is a Saw, I'll stall two crappy flashbacks at the end.
- And you honestly believe that people will swallow without understanding?
- just put everything in 3D! "

The following is a series of Machiavellian laughter.

3D is an evil that makes the film buff an animal in danger of extinction, because of any private pleasure. The 3D is mostly in its infancy, Avatar, is to say how much it is worth nothing, followed closely by Clash of the Titans. Now he will live for love and Arthouse to find his account. I wonder what state would the Lumiere brothers to this horror.

It is clear that when one wants to believe that a film is good, basically, you put pairs of breasts and buttocks, so that all gorillas dressed as homo sapiens can scream like pigs at jam. But now exit the sex, who shocked Catholics. Instead, we prefer to put 3D. It gives a headache, and ultimately, we do not realize what we are doing, when one accepts this adventure. A bit like a baked good in the end.

Soon, the films feel that cocaine history we avoid making that 3D is used only to cover all forms of poverty screenwriting.

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Saturday, November 13, 2010

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# 11: The day of the wickedness

I found out my random daily visits to sites very informative in all key areas that govern human life today was the day of kindness.
Today, bombs explode more.
Today the terrorists released their hostages.
Today, the scum off their phone, apologizing when someone rattle.
Today, the SNCF tellers are polite.
Today: Yes, today we all have Care Bears in the skull and the marshmallow into the veins.

It's great!

Awesome? No. For in this world still a minority of people who love to be sarcastic, to criticize a world that débecte, and defiled the world of black paint to vomit. People like me, who on the day of kindness, decided to wait until tomorrow, the day of evil.

It is common knowledge that the more one climbs higher, the descent is long and sharp. So why not consider a peak of kindness above undoubtedly fall, so a more perfect wickedness.


Once a year, among the Care Bears is
the day of evil. Dressed!

Exit manners, I want and I demand, not exquisite apology which I, alas! What to do. No, I demand that you establish, as soon as possible, a day wickedness.

Imagine, leaving quietly at home, beating the old women who go to your scope, then applying your revenge for all those days when they came before you on the sidewalk while respecting the speed limit of 2 cm / h!

Imagine grinding your hands the face of this controller is not to understand that if you're in the wrong train, it is because the precedent has been canceled!

Imagine sending you fly in the face of a police officer that fist, so full of cynicism and resentment repressed by customs courtesy dirty and deceitful when it asks you smiling and using his authority if you're a dead ringer for Michael Jackson, since it is now What appears on your head a hat!

Imagine tramping merrily cell phone this little maiden to focus so lacking in vocabulary, in rhythm with the music coming out of your earphones, it not disturbing anyone, unlike 50cent!


"10 francs, What Euros? Pardon? Ah, yes, even stuff
that will bring the wogs that. The ideas of youth,
me of my time, it was of the Franks, no Europe, and it was
fine. Ah, here they are. Ah, I have nothing but small change. So. 10. 20 ...
Oh no, wait, I start again ... "


Imagine, spilling blood, burning churches where believers tried once more to extort the poor souls lost some currency in exchange for the promise a paradise, a promise they can keep!

Imagine plucking the eyeballs from the fool that you repeat every day that you are an ignoramus who reads "the shit" (Nietzsche, for example) before to publicly acknowledge his ignorance, proud, bringing the reality of self-denigration Humorous!

Imagine shining on the floor on the sweet song of a bone cracking the face of this ultimate idiot who thinks that if you wear black, because you intend to pray Satan while trying to commit suicide because you are depressed.

Imagine mowing head to peak this idiot who displays his badge Rammstein, this ottoman obese blackened hair and smooth bangs hiding her eyes more makeup than a Barbie styling head!

Imagine silencing of some bat in the face this kid screaming that prevents you to choose the brand of beer that will be your friend tonight because screaming he wants the latest Action Man he is too good and that when pressed, he "Zwiiiiiiiip bang! HAHA! ! And in the same extension of the idea, break this bottle of beer on the young teen pre-pubescent 13 year old who buys a pack of Kro to feel better about yourself, and stab him who waits outside in smoking a cigarette to persuade his entourage that he is indeed a man of him!


West Coast power! ... Lord Me ....

Oh yes, readers, I await the day when we will avenge all those evils, and where, when someone tries to stop us, we can prevent this by noting that, by law, we have the right, because it is the day of evil.

I can already hear the gossip. No, violence solves nothing, but admit that at least once a week, you feel the need to reduce fire and blood all around you face a much lower form of intelligence and / or a is so horrifying that you give hives.

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