Friday, December 24, 2010

Acrostic Poems Summer

# 13: Let us wake up!

me unfortunately caught short for Happy Christmas regulatory and inevitable. I would therefore be in the original. I'm not going to wish you a merry, but a bad Christmas.

So I wish you the cousin sucks even more boring. That cousin fan of all that is detestable is properly insistent on the reality of his good taste by telling you all Twilights, story to tell you what's really great.

I wish you the other cousins always scream and run as hard as ever, breaking all behind them, and not hesitating to offer a few kicks when you try to forget where you are reading on the couch.


Schwarzenegger prepares for Christmas Eve

I wish you all the aunts and uncles you stab in the back, and stress with a smile all but honest, serving only to conceal this hate foul they are naturally soaked in, you look as stupid as your father / mother the same age.

I wish you the dish is the same as always, and the most miserly of people around you take care to give you a hand that does not satisfy him an infant.

I wish you would have a champagne taste disgusting that the Belgian beer Leaderprice.

I wish to open gifts that are just terrible things but economic.

Remember, at Christmas, no one is generous. Only in the movies everything is pink and we kiss all joy in the snow.

Bad Christmas. And drink Coke, Santa Claus may be more generous.

PS: To all those who do not celebrate Christmas: Merry-that slab.

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Monday, November 29, 2010

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# 12: 3D = degeneration Deterioration Disgust

blood left once more in my face. Much fun it was when it was me who chose to apply this kind of award to those who deserved it as much the fact that it is 3D on the big screen made me feel a deep malaise. Not because of disgust that this could grow to feel the poverty at the core of the flower or the dark room that could simulate a scary atmosphere, but because this movie was just boring and bad wishes.

After 20 minutes of people sliced into pieces and other cries and grubbing of skin, I put my jacket, got up lazily in a sigh, and returned the glasses "3D" in my pocket. When I opened the door under the gaze murderer who did not dare do so for fear of seeming ridiculous, I met the gaze of the theater employees.


Wait, it's "Saw 3D" or "The Iron Giant"?! They were on acid?

The young cashier looked at me in mocking smile, and I realized she directly insulted me, considering those who vomit before the horror movies. With a clearer view of boredom, so I gave him my explanation:
"This movie is bad. "

A man, probably his superior, was also present. He turned to me:
"- Ah, the public seems to enjoy.
- Well is that the public is stupid. "

It did not seem to understand, and he asked me what I went to see. I told him then, a little ashamed because after all, I knew this film would not be worth much, it was almost written on the poster, that I Saw 3D viewer. His eyes suddenly seemed to light up. He realized that, like many, I was a sensitive soul who had no idea what to expect when entering the room. We can not escape a movie because it bothers us?

"- You did not see the other?
- If, 6. I liked a lot, but it, hold it, is worthless. "

And proud of my reply, I turned on his heel and left the confines of the cinema.

It is difficult to understand why people love bad movies. More Saw has worsened, more people have accumulated in the rooms. And more 3D allows bad movies seem correct, more people are watching.

To give a concrete example, the first Saw includes, in its entirety, 2 people killed by the traps, and some bullets. Saw the last in 20 minutes, 8 dead before me in chains. If I wanted to see what kind free hemoglobin, I'd rather see my butcher.

And as the number of deaths has increased in the saga over the quality of films has deteriorated, each worse than the previous one, and still counting more ignominy and corpses.


"If you can not do it right, do it in 3D", the first course
first year of American cinema.

I try to imagine what happened from the creators of this film, which changes constantly director:
"- Hey! I will resume Saw!
- Oh? You'll make a settlement even more special?
- No, I will put even more lives!
- But, Saw, it was above all a brilliant killer who stabs us in a final surprise stripper!
- No, I want blood, corpses, sadism, injustice, and to believe that this is a Saw, I'll stall two crappy flashbacks at the end.
- And you honestly believe that people will swallow without understanding?
- just put everything in 3D! "

The following is a series of Machiavellian laughter.

3D is an evil that makes the film buff an animal in danger of extinction, because of any private pleasure. The 3D is mostly in its infancy, Avatar, is to say how much it is worth nothing, followed closely by Clash of the Titans. Now he will live for love and Arthouse to find his account. I wonder what state would the Lumiere brothers to this horror.

It is clear that when one wants to believe that a film is good, basically, you put pairs of breasts and buttocks, so that all gorillas dressed as homo sapiens can scream like pigs at jam. But now exit the sex, who shocked Catholics. Instead, we prefer to put 3D. It gives a headache, and ultimately, we do not realize what we are doing, when one accepts this adventure. A bit like a baked good in the end.

Soon, the films feel that cocaine history we avoid making that 3D is used only to cover all forms of poverty screenwriting.

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Saturday, November 13, 2010

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# 11: The day of the wickedness

I found out my random daily visits to sites very informative in all key areas that govern human life today was the day of kindness.
Today, bombs explode more.
Today the terrorists released their hostages.
Today, the scum off their phone, apologizing when someone rattle.
Today, the SNCF tellers are polite.
Today: Yes, today we all have Care Bears in the skull and the marshmallow into the veins.

It's great!

Awesome? No. For in this world still a minority of people who love to be sarcastic, to criticize a world that débecte, and defiled the world of black paint to vomit. People like me, who on the day of kindness, decided to wait until tomorrow, the day of evil.

It is common knowledge that the more one climbs higher, the descent is long and sharp. So why not consider a peak of kindness above undoubtedly fall, so a more perfect wickedness.


Once a year, among the Care Bears is
the day of evil. Dressed!

Exit manners, I want and I demand, not exquisite apology which I, alas! What to do. No, I demand that you establish, as soon as possible, a day wickedness.

Imagine, leaving quietly at home, beating the old women who go to your scope, then applying your revenge for all those days when they came before you on the sidewalk while respecting the speed limit of 2 cm / h!

Imagine grinding your hands the face of this controller is not to understand that if you're in the wrong train, it is because the precedent has been canceled!

Imagine sending you fly in the face of a police officer that fist, so full of cynicism and resentment repressed by customs courtesy dirty and deceitful when it asks you smiling and using his authority if you're a dead ringer for Michael Jackson, since it is now What appears on your head a hat!

Imagine tramping merrily cell phone this little maiden to focus so lacking in vocabulary, in rhythm with the music coming out of your earphones, it not disturbing anyone, unlike 50cent!


"10 francs, What Euros? Pardon? Ah, yes, even stuff
that will bring the wogs that. The ideas of youth,
me of my time, it was of the Franks, no Europe, and it was
fine. Ah, here they are. Ah, I have nothing but small change. So. 10. 20 ...
Oh no, wait, I start again ... "


Imagine, spilling blood, burning churches where believers tried once more to extort the poor souls lost some currency in exchange for the promise a paradise, a promise they can keep!

Imagine plucking the eyeballs from the fool that you repeat every day that you are an ignoramus who reads "the shit" (Nietzsche, for example) before to publicly acknowledge his ignorance, proud, bringing the reality of self-denigration Humorous!

Imagine shining on the floor on the sweet song of a bone cracking the face of this ultimate idiot who thinks that if you wear black, because you intend to pray Satan while trying to commit suicide because you are depressed.

Imagine mowing head to peak this idiot who displays his badge Rammstein, this ottoman obese blackened hair and smooth bangs hiding her eyes more makeup than a Barbie styling head!

Imagine silencing of some bat in the face this kid screaming that prevents you to choose the brand of beer that will be your friend tonight because screaming he wants the latest Action Man he is too good and that when pressed, he "Zwiiiiiiiip bang! HAHA! ! And in the same extension of the idea, break this bottle of beer on the young teen pre-pubescent 13 year old who buys a pack of Kro to feel better about yourself, and stab him who waits outside in smoking a cigarette to persuade his entourage that he is indeed a man of him!


West Coast power! ... Lord Me ....

Oh yes, readers, I await the day when we will avenge all those evils, and where, when someone tries to stop us, we can prevent this by noting that, by law, we have the right, because it is the day of evil.

I can already hear the gossip. No, violence solves nothing, but admit that at least once a week, you feel the need to reduce fire and blood all around you face a much lower form of intelligence and / or a is so horrifying that you give hives.

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Friday, October 29, 2010

How To Store Small Propane Cylinders

# 10: The designers have a humor all their own

I was both intrigued and perplexed. Doubtful, I'm sure my sobriety, I could only doubt the reality show unhealthy who sat before me.

chained themselves Images, sounds, too, the whole giving a mix of incredible and fantastically horribly bland, and I could not understand how a company could hope to sell this thing. Advertisements, one after another, they sold (and praised) in the greatest joys of toys frightening ugliness that could only grow to express his surprise on the shoes of his neighbor or carpet depending on the circumstances.


"The family chatting" uncommon humor? A farce?


When approaching the Christmas holidays (reminding all how happy capitalists sharing is essential at least one day a year in this life of simple human), there is only one rule: selling toys of all kinds. It is normal that the temporal proximity of the day tramps call "day of wealth", we were mistaken for turkeys and offers advertising to buy toys for our toddlers charming (I will discuss shortly the horror of having children, but one thing at a time).

However, it is difficult to admit that we can, in this same spirit, try to invent to get rich at any cost. It and television chains the horrors of the paradoxes, huge joke for us turkeys.

I assure you, to each advertisement, you are even more surprised when you look at the last. The proof of this "babysitter Barbie / Barbie dentist: you have a clear right to zoom in on the toilet bowl to see the yellow and brown become dark blue. Yes, Barbie's throne is truly filled to the brim, and you can admire the colors, however strange it may contain.


I also proposes to acquire this superb ninja costume.
But here are the striking workers of the factory that makes the humor.


What happened to reason, common sense, and design vendor? We must believe that after dating sites for ugly was born ugly toys. I tell you I'm waiting for lousy movies.

This article is short, but it is only until the next transition, which will address a current topic of the most interesting, as well as other things, and everything that follows. It helps you guess the topic, I'm sure.

This article, yes, I repeat, is short. It was necessary for my well-meaning remains a little time is intact, I talk about this horror that invades our television screens, as if the football broadcasts and people (that too will require that I speak, but there are so many hateful things on this planet ) were not enough to attack us from evil destructive waves of thought (see Omar, 3615 Voodoo, cancels the airwaves 24 hours).

soon, dear consumer.

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Monday, October 18, 2010

What Does The Red Flower Evrybody Is Wearing Mean

# 9: The art of selling his crap

Good evening, dear reader, you who read me sipping a glass of fruit juice multi-vitamin. It is certainly very surprising to me that display proudly as vulgar and devoid of class on this blog yet so wonderful. However, what other term could hang your vile provocative look hawk in search of fuss (yes, the last time, they say fuss, no buzz)? What other short and concise sentence would illustrate the topic I'm going to treat you, like a pornographic actor in front of a child in infancy? What other sentence would announce shortly and want to read anything but this demonstration science?

Well, I do not see. And even you, you'd see, I shook the tuber with a safety pin fluorescent yellow, if you'll pardon the expression. Note that discrete passage vous.

First, let's warning: Some people will perhaps accuse me of running in the loop the vinyl of my hatred towards the rest of humanity, thus playing the same tune about the same individuals and the same subjects. To those, I say no, I never specifically addressed this topic, even though I said a few bases in other articles. And also, know that I'm rocking the neon yellow with a pin tuber nurse.

Now, if I may, let me to address the subject itches fingertips: the music business. Yes, the art of selling his crap, there are also gay vampire books, movies with more special effects than dialogue and clothing that burn the eyes of people not suffering from acute blindness, but that you keep it for later, each art as it comes.


How radio created the groupie.

Truce of introduction, which I find far too long, when it is only a preface. Let me set you: You wear a leather jacket. On your shoulders, nails. Your pants ripped beats against your legs while your rangers with mismatched laces rattle noise of your footsteps. There, a person extremely intellectually evolved and spirit more open that oyster, my goodness, away to be more fresh, decided to teach you what true Music. On one arm movement more graceful than the most gracious of brown bears, he hits the keyboard of the hand. Then come out of its integrated speakers on the screen sounds very nasty, also called "low hood for a humanoid can scream insanities American interspersed with "West Coast" without musicality can not be at the rendezvous. " When

, polite and courteous, you ask this person if it would be possible to reduce somewhat the volume, if not entirely eliminating the rude chant, he replies: "But you, your music, your metal, there is noise. "

At that time, coughed a little, and

... NO! "Ma" is not called Metal music as you claim. The sounds of "my" music may not be relatives of yours, but this is nothing noise. This is music involved (but in the sense anarchist not communist), whose objective is to drive the shock in the listener and convey a certain energy. Violence in music is a permanent reference to violence in the world that surrounds the group, this company he is criticizing. Yes, 'my' musicians sing false. Yes, "my" musicians playing poorly. Yes, "my" musicians talk about other than their latest porn story. And after? The air is there, the music is there, some guitar solos are far more entrancing than Mozart's Requiem, and life appears to be different on these words that are not controlled by record companies politically-correct.

Nothing to see, it is true, with these depraved in mini-skirt and bra ripped dancing to the rhythm of their cellulite recently pumped. Their voices distorted by hours of editing to suggest they have some talent, yet non-existent, except those that exceed them generously (s?) Garment (s?).

It is true that, faced with these songs so true and original escape from every radio, singing alternately love, disappointment in love, love, generosity, love, sadness due to the love, generosity, modesty, parental divorce, love, persecution suffered by the poor star, love, and the commercial revolution (ie a revolution as violent as "all trunks on the head! W00t!"), my music is a sonic excrement.


This is an artist. No, his eyes are higher, gentlemen.
One feels that she was chosen solely for her voice, and she does
anything to defend the honor of women.


I also accept that when the ear tends toward musical geniuses such as those we hear every day, who mysteriously disappeared after an album and leave with us a little song that will not leave Our skull is so complex melody, are truly phenomenal. Nothing to do with these bands coming out albums for 20 or 30 years. Vive Le Roi Soleil and Mondotek, which can die in peace after laying a single album.

Not content to attack us in the organs of sound, this so-called music is also needed on television. We can then explore the full capacity art behind this electronic music and the voice distorted. The young woman or young man surrounded by young women, under artificial lighting, with sets overrated, singing platitudes without a name, such walks (on) in one case, a prostitute looking for a little temporary countered, and in another, a gigolo who violate seems so difficult to coax so there is already modeling their feet, or rather in his convertible (or his yacht, depending on the level of his ego).

Between these pieces of uninteresting life so erotic film, one can admire a child, probably son of the owner of the record label, singing trivial things, stupid, naive and uninteresting, or for a child or for us.

can also add to the already long list if a bunch of virtual characters 100% are only able to remix music from 70s rock to make dung dance of the 2010s, animators who had better TVs remain in their emissions instead of resuming Kiss, political parties who feel more attractive when they sing, and persuaded pimply teenagers know everything about everything, so they do not tell that the worst possible ignominy. Once again, without there being the slightest interest, both musical and intellectual behind it.


"Hello, I'm Lady Gaga. No, nothing to do with the previous
: me, my world and I really
my style to me. Yes, yes. Ok, then I forgot everything at home. "


So maybe "my" music is noise to your ears hooked to what the consumer society forces you to be confused with real music, but it at least has the merit of not being there to sell but to change things. This

said, back to our starting scene. You can now break the keypad on the face of the happy fool who dared to disrespect him pin your rangers (they must be useful) in the face and once on the ground, reminding him that when you want rest, you listen to Vivaldi.

Oh, and if you think that I've not seen, know that if. Stop listening to your radio when I say, finally.

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Sunday, October 10, 2010

I Masterbate With A Banna

# 8: The vampires' s bo is the most

Overwhelmed by stereotypes, I was repeatedly called "satanic", "Gothic" and "Robert Pattinson. In Indeed, it would seem that I have some physical similarities with the waste at the Hollywood actor's close to that of a parrot died and stuffed by a taxidermist addicted to illicit substances.

Notwithstanding the annoying side of this comparison inappropriate, this pushed me again to wonder about one question: why does it now make any choupinounets vampires gentlemen who would not hurt a fly, have the empathy and love for their neighbor and help human maidens feel good about themselves?

First, a return to sources is required, then open the red book failed to present humanity which prefers to refer to Wikipedia without ever verifying the veracity of the information that they are pumping with the force an elephant to an oasis.

According to the encyclopedia "Little Cambridge" (which has the temerity to display a grammatical mistake of the most shocking, admitting the hypothesis that a redhead could be "small"): Vampire nm (all . Vampir, of Slavic). 1. Death which would have the ability to exit from the grave to suck the blood of the living and bring them to his service. 2. Fig. person who enriched the work of other ... short who cares.


Nosferatu, a vampire who has not found the audience of Twilight ...

A vampire is by definition a death that comes out of his grave to feast on human blood and turn them into slaves. Where is it written that a vampire is beautiful? Where is it written that a vampire has feelings? Where is it written that belongs to a vampire clan? Where is it written that a vampire likes beating up werewolves? Nowhere. A vampire is supposed to feed on blood, period.

Gradually, the vampire has evolved so that today, bringing together everything that we seen everywhere together, you get this: "Vampire nm (German Vampir, of Slavic) . Man who has pale skin reaction to sunlight, is canon in 95% of cases, is wet virgins experiencing feelings more worthy of hypersensitive homosexuals, and is so uber beefy Popeye. Some also say they fear the crucifix, silver, garlic, sleep in coffins, are 300% immortal, are satanic, and listen to the dark metal of the Dead Which Kills your fuckin 'Ears (called DMDKE). NOTE: The vampires are also participating in Secret Story when they are bored. "

Suppose that a large part of any this is true, how a vampire can love a person without directly from a psychiatric hospital for creatures of the night? I mean a vampire falling in love with a pre-pubescent girl (for even aged thousands of years, they still prefer teens discomfort, this band Pedobear in power) is equivalent a senior falls in love with a steak.


Pedobear explaining how vampires
choose their girlfriends: no more than 7 + (your age) / 2


No kidding, personally, when I see a cow which later became a steak, I do not want to marry him, I just want to look ruminating time it ends on my plate. And if the largest non-miracle, I became a hunter to kill for food, I do not think I'd end up with the couple, said cow. I should eat like a vampire sucking the blood of a human without getting to trim the fat end with.

Why? Why do these old people hundreds or thousands of years, organized, totally unknown to the world, they find themselves clinging to the arm of an ordinary girl whose life is not worth a nail and whose speeches are so-nian nian they have already had to undergo no one knows how many times, knowing full well that it is only going to serve their rotting existence?

Well the answer is simple: the vampire equivalent of being a homosexual, and being super super too mysterious and too romantic, he is the idol of mindless little girls who do not understand that there are many people capable of talk with pretty words, and be just as romantic. Because yes, it exists in the world who can speak.

Fig. 1: What a human sees

Fig. 2: What I see a vampire

However, on leaving the cinema broadcasting Twilight (the movie where the vampire hanging from a rope in broad daylight could act as a disco ball for disco night on Friday) our young women are taking the bus, and they assault someone to relax . And if someone responds by talking like them soft Edward, they laugh, ask him to speak French, a little insulting and go fantasizing about the existence of vampires stupid enough to love.

Do vampires exist? Lord, I hope for them than not.

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Wednesday, September 22, 2010

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# 7: And the geeks cried in fake

Previously, a computer was seen as a waste pile, as a useless and repulsive that was reminiscent of a certain hunchback of some cathedral.

Fortunately for us, it's been years that the trend has reversed. Indeed, now, do not be a geek means being has-beens, overwhelmed by the technology that surrounds us. For indeed, who can not live a day in front of a black screen is unworthy of love of humanity.


The stereotype is farthest from reality in the world?

It took one day, the term geek is born to unite lovers of computer technology (the most common meaning). People who know a lot about how these machines called computers, code, using software that nobody knows and can do what no one knows how.

Fortunately, I said earlier (as we see it if you follow)? No! Therefore, as the plague descends on the Earth or Shakira singing Waka Waka on the radio, the men decided it was time to make a kind of geeks than the rest of humanity. Speaking of movies hacks, series in which the pirates and their keyboards who break the beep NASA safety by ctrl + alt + del on a PDA, comics, and even a geek like selling the issue of race in singer without thinking.

"Singeons! "Exclaims the little while Kevin lambda! "So the class to be a fan of the computer! Whether to enter the databases of the FBI ... "to find what, in fact ? "... And put out of service the site of the CIA! Send viruses to all his friends, find passwords Skyblogs, and even an account HACKER Dofus! "Except that

? Except that it's hard. After two trials, our little Kevin leaves. While the company will make - yet it always his fault really, the Communists have his skin, dead to society -? Well she decided that we will summarize: we must love Role Playing, Star Wars, and spending time at a computer. Oh, and if you have a blog, too, is the class. Skyblog even with a basic theme, it does not matter.


Morpeug The phenomenon, the pirate and his cheback, but happiness in 10
command prompts open at once to enter a computer through a server.

of two things: be a geek does not mean simply being able to spend hours in front of a computer. Thus, a remnant of human obese pimply, greasy-haired, softly waving his chubby fingers on the mouse to World Of Warcraft all day long keeping well treasured his virginity at the top of his 37 years did nothing a geek. This is what called a gamer, a no-life, an autistic, a non-friends, a foul taste, missed abortion, a joke of God ... In short, anything but a geek.

A geek is an individual computer enthusiast. It seeks to exploit these machines, understand, manipulate them to perfection. It informs, teaches, tries, code, creates, he is not content to use already, it attempts to bring his touch to the computer world ... Or maybe I'm exaggerating. Say it is a passion for computers, no video games.

So I ask that we think of those who are insulted when little geek chick claims to be because he spends time on a video game, and he saw Star Wars 3 VF in four times. I ask that we think of those who cry when the so-called "geeks" talk to "install Linux on a Windows, which is impossible because their PC is a Mac."

I think of all those who suffered in France watching TV chaining "I-Phone Windows 7", the "Meuporgs," the "Morpeugs," the "Cheback" and other "I landed on her desk after having spent their server.

Please, you humans who have nothing geek, just use MSN and Microsoft Office Suite in silence and try to imitate a geek to understand it as a blonde silly and unnecessary. And as writers, do not speak (and do not show, for that matter) if no one is hacking at the side to hold your hand.

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Friday, September 10, 2010

Can I Make Blonde Brownies Without The Vanilla?

# 6: The bus in the city and its dangers

The bus was still a little time is empty. It was 17h, I left the basement in which I interviewed with vigor and respect for his person, an individual whom I suspected of being the ringleader of false-geeks. Yes, these abject beings who write in SMS and know nothing about computers other than "how to access a private server on World of Warcraft," but claim to be real geeks. In fact, says Kevin-Delanoix was a fool who could not write in French and played World of Warcraft. Damage.

I for me the misfortune to live in a world in which a studded bracelet and chain rhyme with Satan. Unfortunately, in winter, if I dress class (shirts), I can not sported T-shirts with logos in the summer. Even if you judge me a little further, I manage to live without that does not bother me with any stereotype.

Yet there are times when the freshly bloodied fists, I enter a public place (a bus here, which is a public place too small to be publicly acknowledged as such), some people at the meanness of spirit great turn up to remind me how good it is flattering to be evolved mentally. Five virgins

hysterical, covered up, but the face and ugly clothing style simply awful, he was so stinking of conformism and without any worth, sat not far from me, instead of four. Yes, sitting on four to five seats.

One her joining them by announcing she wanted to be there, it was easy to foresee that their goal is to feel strong by attacking someone. This should be someone close to them, so I was a perfect target for their daily training of pouffisisme. The competition was launched.



Spot the danger: this is the danger. Note that only, it is harmless.
However, the higher the IQ negative accumulates, the more we fall
in excess of stupidity.

Then they laughed at me in silence without speaking to me directly, I raised a Eyebrow disarray. This act, although all that was simpler, threw them in dialogue. New round.

"do it again! "What

asks:''Re-raise your eyebrow, I did not see'', and asked no formal address to a person perfectly unknown who has done nothing more than to sketch a movement of more mundane .

"Fuck you. "It took

be scathing and vulgar to respond to these lovely people. Indeed, a force in them is that anyone attempting to adequately express himself in good French is found immediately insulted in return. In the world of fools intellectuals are the idiots who entertain silly.

"What's your name? Xavier? Francis? "What

respond to that? Here's what I propose:

A: "Touche in your ass"

B: "Feel your finger"

C: Your real name

D: Explain why this would not answer

E : Testing the power of non-intelligence.

If you do not answer E, you're dead. It's quite simple test:

A or B:

"- Key to your butt. Feel your finger.

- Fuck your mother son of a bitch.

- Ah ok. "

C:

" - Thomas (for example)

- Ah you will not. Plus it's ugly. Like you.

- Ah ok. "

D" - Actually, I think it would serve no useful answer, since I have no desire to give you my name. It affects you in any way, I do not know you. Furthermore you are too stupid for me to stoop to try to establish any form of dialogue worthy of the name with you.

- Fuck your mother son of a bitch. Learn to speak French!

- Ah ok. "

See that the result is conclusive. In all cases, they feel strong, see you as their victim, and openly insult you with joy. The dialogue, if it rises above their IQ substantially similar to that of the oyster, will do nothing.

Now, test the response E:

"- Let Francis.

- Haha! We're too strong! "They yell in a standing ovation to their egos. No insult

bonus, and you see how they can be naive. Unable to realize that you played them. As they rejoice, you can continue to quietly go about your occupation. Of course, they will test anything that seems likely to cause frustration in your clothing, voice, movements, hair, beard, eyes, nose, pepper, anything goes. Why? What interest? Only they know.



Here, an individual called a "dirty blind man dressed in old " that does not leave
do. The rebellion, however, demand years of experience. Reserved to experts.

Why, yes, why some people have a spirit underdeveloped as they have no other means to persuade them to assert something to attack a person orally, in groups, to get the maximum? What is wrong in this most colorful skull as Disneyland, wearing the iron smoothed and filled with prejudice?

It was a long time that I had not had the joy of being treated for emotional gothic satanic sadomasochistic. Finally, of course, they did not remember the words that I just outlined, the first having found "satanistiquiste I know what it's called" the other "you know the guys there with chains and nails who like to hurt. "

It is also difficult to understand how this kind of person can well afford to insult people who are totally unknown for ten minutes without any remorse and while having an opinion of its quality of life. It can be a cynical person, character and unpleasant creaking. But we express ourselves when a person came to talk. It does not attack all guss who pass on the sidewalk, we would not otherwise made.

Here, no apparent reason, and no class. They insult someone, and most importantly, we refuse to answer the call. The answer unleashed enthusiasm. It is higher than that insult, how can this be less, dare rebiquer? In addition, there

the faults of taste hawkers (often it is the male of these pouffettes). Not content with inflicting torture our poor eyes, they indulge in addition to torture our ears until blood flows throughout our lobes. Their screams a piece of cellular Sexion Assault, and we suffer without power to act.

against these people, I demand that the flamethrower is legalized in order to get out without any effort (or lower its level of vocabulary or reduce its arguments). If this is not done, then I therefore declare the bus in France as a means of transport most dangerous (after bison in Somalia).


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Sunday, September 5, 2010

Kitchen Islands Blue Prints

slowly recovering and it comes back

On 1 September, I figured woke up with this fact in mind: "You speak of your desire to live otherwise your relationship with Jesus, but how do you live that if you cut all ties with him : atest meeting in personal prayer meeting atest to mass atest meeting with brothers who follow him.

Basically, it's like my nana j'disais " You know, darling, and I really j't'adore live our relationship to another mode, and worse than a bar j'me atest year without seeing her.

OK, I want good there is a phase of decline but hey, at some point, must rev'nir, right?

The best part of the matter is that on Friday came across a meditation ch'uis saying wholesale qu'c'est God who wishes to get in touch with us and qu'c'est approaching him.

J'connaissais the idea but it arrived timely.

not even when I'm gonna push now, s'rait absurd.

Saturday, September 4, 2010

Repare Rechergeable Emergency Ligth

# 5: Death and its public

The Mower was before me, erect like a shadow assassin. His scythe was covered with blood, and everything around her is spreading an aura of death. Around her, the world was dark, as if plunged into silence and darkness proclaiming the inevitability of my fate.

I felt his eyes pierce through me, his scythe was the last thing I would see, I knew it. Why was I woke up this morning? Why did I eat so much grain GMO fake chocolate covered chemical materials? Was I going to die because of my cholesterol? His

grated his teeth in a very shabby.

"- Mr. Hate?

- No. "

No, it was not me. Me, I was not there. My door was closed. I was asleep. His teeth damaged by time and seemed to form a smile squeaks.

"- Yes, yes, it's the right apartment.

- No, no, it's not there, that devil. "

She pushed me inside my apartment, and making me fall on my bed-sofa seat, his hand frozen. I collapsed weakly on the mattress. She walked in silence, like a cat killer, raised his scythe, and said in a tone which froze my blood:

"- Turn on the TV. "

Not TV. I had already seen too much! Why did she want to torture me before I put him to death? What suffering would I still have to endure?

"- Turn on the television. "

She gave me the remote control in the face, telling me the same token it does not really offer me another loophole. Feverishly, with horror, fingers trembling, I pressed the red button that allowed the window to scream nonsense. That was the news hour, apparently. I had to watch

the paper through. For an hour, I heard many and varied information on all possible topics: Laurent Fignon died, Laurent Fignon was a good man, we regret Laurent Fignon, the final words of Laurent Fignon, notices of close to Laurent Fignon Laurent Fignon died. As new in France and around the world.

In this world there are actually two rules: do not have a problem that deserves the attention of the media during the World Cup football, and not have a problem that deserves media attention when a celebrity dies. Finally, a celebrity ... A person a little more important than ordinary mortals. For example, Laurent Fignon.

Death looked at me satisfied. She explained what she wanted, I was just trying to do: talk of celebrity and death when these two things crossed. She invited me to a hand movement to continue.


My new inspiration

Let us, therefore. When you are rich, no one knows nor respects us until we do pass the bucket. I say rich, because in reality, when someone is known, it sometimes is not great world. He had a heyday, and that makes someone more important than all the rest of the world.

Two things: his death saddens person. When Michael Jackson is dead, the fans yelled that it made them much trouble, even if a few months ago, they told everyone that sex (black? White? Riddle, stand), said the singer was nicknamed Truth because he always went out of the mouths of children. When he died, he became a legend.


Therefore, no more laughs. We respect that. And we watch a film about him. And you listen to his CD. And Best of leaving. And his new Best Of Posthumous With unreleased tracks Inside. And also, we are informed that he has never been drugged, never pedophile, he has remained chaste and never spit on the floor in the school yard. He spends a poor rag to God.

Nearby, people whose lives have been exemplary die in agony for unfairness. These individuals have unwillingly been stupid enough not to become famous. Consequently, their death is worthless. Children jumping on mines that had to be grafted on the stumps of the feet and become dwarfs in Fort Boyard.


a mine and it comes to that. Go a little effort !

So, I recently learned the death of a cyclist that I had, O God, never heard of. And during this 1 hour newscast. Nothing has changed from one in France. When a cyclist dies of cancer, France stops. Nobody died in the streets, nobody has more interesting life, no football game is played. You are silent, and allowed the rider to die.

What is funny is also to listen to the testimony. The cyclist told-is presented as a good man who fought to the end with pride. There are, worldwide, people still die more dignified. But these people do not bike. Too bad for them. They are stupid, these people do not ride a bike.

I also learned the death of a director I had never heard of before, which gave birth to films I had never heard of. Once dead, he became the idol of I-don't-know how many people, was a true cinematic genius, and besides, he went to Mass every Sunday, and he gave money to beggars. He even saved baby seals. And dolphins, and ponies, because it's kawaii.

Let us compare two individuals:

the right, Roger, humble worker in a plant. Roger has always lived in an apartment like a cave. He took a shower while standing in the middle of the room, so filtered water. The work took too long for him to marry. So he lives alone and without children. There is little time, Roger has discovered, in addition to his broken back and his arm paralyzed by years of toil, he had bone cancer.

The poor man suffers a martyr, but he continues to smile at her niece, and not told anyone of his family he will die. Historically, he rescues those who are dear to him, and he does not want him to suffer from his illness, whereas they are the last hours during which he may admire their innocent smiles.

He eventually die quietly in a small provincial hospital.

left, Jack Nowell, director, writer and actor. He directed the film "The exceptional man," is richer than Croesus, lives in a yacht, a girl under each arm, another between the legs. Le seul alcool qu'il consomme est du champagne, et pour lui, la vie est tout ce qu'il ya de plus simple. He lives his passion, is famous and adored, in addition to being very easy financially. One day he was found dead in his vomit sauce (caviar) following a cocaine overdose in his bathrobe gold on his carpet $ 200 per square meter.

Roger does not exist. Everybody cares Roger. Roger is an idiot, he never made a film. As for Jack Nowell, he pays tribute for 3 months, spring edition of its film post-mortem with additional deleted scenes. In addition, all fans are screaming that his death is unjust, and television, everybody says that his heart on his hand, was a genius, autodidact, and besides, he liked dolphins ( always).

In the end, and approve the Reaper: become famous, die, and you're a god.

Not before, however. When one is alive, it is a failure. Except when one makes a bad movie but so pretty and kawaii it at half mast throughout the world (avatar, for example) or no one writes a book (Twilight, for example).

Make Avatar wet virgins or do with Twilight, and you'll be living in God. If you do not feel comfortable in, just to ride a bike, you'll be dying.


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Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Does Anyone Have A Leaf Vacuum

# 4: The ugly, racist these

I drank another sip of brandy to forget that I was talking to a real deity. God, she was beautiful. She moved her hair greasy and badly discolored around her finger coiled, with the air of a model of supreme beauty. She was chewing his gum loudly, which only added more charm to his lips covered with gloss. Each stroke of jaw caused a small rebound on his cheeks, freckles and wriggled in joy.

Whenever she spoke, her plump neck is moved to the rhythm of his words, flying in a voluptuous dance to the sound of his words. Whenever she finished a sentence, his eyebrows rose abruptly from the wrath of his bold buttons.

was sure, to quote a French philosopher: Tonight, I would conclude. It was long I had not had the opportunity to have any intercourse, and tonight, this supreme beauty was offered to me, and I saw myself scratching his back soft and breathable. My furry little body and her big hairy body, both united in a position that would allow me not to smother the smell of sweat ... Ah, the excitement rising in me, while I admired his yellow teeth and decayed ...

You, you, the kind who loves ugly?
This text seems quite correct, and nothing shocks you when you go from "I was talking to a real god" to "yellow teeth and decayed?
Are you single?
You're ugly?
Then your happiness is on the Internet recently: the first dating site for ugly. After all, as its author says, half of the English is ugly (sic). Why deprive ourselves to meet the ugly?
I actually heard a dating site zoophilia red and HIV would be established soon.


Heal the cat hides to be forgotten, lest
be registered on the site of zoophiles red positive.

I must say that I am very surprised by this kind of ideas that can sometimes sprout in the brains of some people mistakenly stopped. Would they have been abused during childhood by people physically pleasant? Anyway, I have my say on that.

start slowly: it is indeed discrimination. Because yes, if you're beautiful and you like ugly, you can go well you pack the lily from your local wildlife to meet via the web, as your registration will be denied. Just because you're beautiful, you can not find love among the ugly. That's all, it's like that, so you'll hit the guns and let them ugly. They do not have requested, the unfortunate!
So you, young ladies, who spend 50% of your free time to belittle you, go and register on this site, and when you have been refused, you can finally stop shouting to the world that you're ugly, knowing that c is false, all the males around you trying desperately to deflower you.


Bouuuh! A beautiful death! All camps!
cleaned karsh! Bouuuuh!

Moreover, this logic works both ways: the ugly are people with tastes like all the others. This is not because we love what is ugly is ugly. Certainly, the ugly are well placed to know that this is not the physical that is the soul, but I do not think they provided before fiddling with pictures of obese women and hairy, though? If, when you're ugly, we love the ugly. When you're ugly, you have a lousy car, a house ugly, ugly woman, ugly children, and you look in his Secret Story ugly sofa.

Moreover, who can really define something as subjective as beauty? If you're ugly, but that the webmaster is just reached, and that you find beautiful, you will remain single. He decides. You're ugly, everyone tells you, but if the administrator has said that you were beautiful, you'll end up old boy with your right hand or old daughter with your right middle finger for one partner. You had to be ugly as its criteria.

Some might think that the physics of the website, it would be better thought principle. It missed. Indeed, the site itself is as ugly as its members. Proper color kitsch, shapes disgusting, everything is there to say "you're on a site created by ugly ugly for ugly, welcome if you're ugly." We return to this idea that seems be very important to the founder's ugly does not deserve a beautiful site, they deserve an ugly site. Because the ugly as beautiful seems when you're ugly, remember?

With this, there is the paradox between what the creator says the site and what we watch. I quote the character in question: "But do not you tired of all these dating sites corny-la-praline that show beautiful love walking hand in hand on a windswept beach? ". There, you naturally translate it into "Enough 's enough to see that beautiful, we want to see ugly" .

The problem? Why is there there a commercial with a pair exactly like he just criticize? Is it just stupid? It should create a dating site for idiots. That would work better: everyone knows that idiots come out with stupid.

Look, for example, the book became a cult in the world-nian nian that appeals to idiots: Edward, vampire idiot incidentally (not worth developing, though?) Comes out with Bella to remain human idiot ( no need here either). That is, an idiot and a fool out together. I also have many examples like this in my life, but I would like to avoid the crowds let loose, I also remain silent on their names.


The site in question with an advertisement showing a photograph
who proudly serves as a reminder to right they are ugly ugly.


So here's my proposal, which is what it's worth: keep quiet ugly, yet they can not be desperate, admit that it is possible that they are not as ugly as that, Vanessa and fantasize about the girl in super mini skirt joined the club Reading High School who has watched once under way, and asked them a gum. She wants to marry Robert Pattinson, but when you believe same. Certainly, they'll like me, sitting at table in front of a Picasso alive, recounting her life allowing her only to define the word uninteresting. But this is not a reason not to leave them alone. Returning

elsewhere, as it is spoken, on the shelf which I had escaped some time to talk about this latest invention of Web 2.0. She just asked me, nonchalantly, the mini-heart in mouth stinking badly drawn:
" - You just have a coffee fez me?
- Oh no! You, you stay here, I gotta go.
- gooo, f'il you like!
- No, no, I insist. Come on, I'm nice, I leave you an address if you feel the need to see me.
- Okay, wait, ve come out a paper and ftylo. "

She handed me his pen and chewed a greasy paper, which I wrote somehow the coordinates of which she seemed so desperately need. When I gave him everything she read and looked at me blankly, his one eyebrow drawn up, his eyes glassy with tears.
"- what F'est fa?
- The only address you need to know to be happy. "

I gave him the address, hoping it had internet at home, as this paper he stated the following coordinates: http://www.theuglybugball.co.uk/ .

And there, in every good player you are, you wonder what is the most exciting conclusion of this story. Here it is: when you're a bastard, we love to beautiful girls ugly rakes.

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Monday, August 23, 2010

Bradcot Awning Frame Diagram

# 3: TV .. . Too!

My dog is stupid today. For some reason, it keeps picking up that piece of plastic-covered buttons, and the rest on my knees. However, I told you so "I do not watch TV, the dog." Nothing so, it continues to stir stupidly tail while offering me the damn remote without delicacy, offering control over the television was invented to help stupefy the idiots and make them more skeptical misanthropes. I turn then nonchalantly position without realizing that I open a door interdimensional directly overlooking the underworld.

I do not know what you think of television, but I personally see as an evil invention. At first, naive, one sees only advantages: information, entertainment, all close at hand ... No, not so much the machine error that individuals who hide behind. Posting it on their faces a Machiavellian grin before leaving us bec so coldly, machinists anti-intelligence pushed the buttons that adorn their consoles to send us in the eyes of what lead to the development of a brain tumor in a newborn.

phrases most idiotic and surreal world are linked together without understanding in dialogues that inspire insipid as the killing of those who utter them, their impresarios, their writers, their hamsters and anything that could transmit HIV from near and far, interspersed advertisements.

Panzani ridiculous and advertising are the perfect example of what makes television the plight of all humans who still have eyes and a half functional brain. Fortunately, it is limited to television. Imagine if when you read a book as wonderful as "Twilight," "Little Brown Bear" or "Harry Potter", between each chapter, the narrator offered you a page of advertising?

"The house of our charming family stereotyped alleged but poorly dubbed French and more like a Swede from a career in the hexagon, has walls flash red and yellow neon. The furniture is all colors, giving us all the brightness of a room whose purpose is to silence the schizophrenic blinding them to limit their hallucinations. The kitchen is equipped, tidy, you feel like a hospital for the blind, one is happy. Through the window we see a beautiful landscaped garden, as our dear Mr. gardening seriously, to keep all her little household.

A charming housewife-masked to less than 50 years on anti-depressants (since she realized that leaving his house to be painted by an army of myopathic color blindness was not a good idea), no husband (one working while she's cleaning, proof of modernism in this charming French family) raising two lovely grandchildren and well groomed blond, smiling, eating properly, clothed respectively the t-shirt with stripes all the charming little guys are cute little dress and pink all the girls are between the ages of the same age, sings while preparing pasta Shelley PANZANI that cook very quickly if you put the Love in the recipe, and you talk about childhood, youth and recklessness.

It displays a smile not hiding not the magic of her medications she now uses in massive doses, and also allowing us to see his dentist pulls no punches on scaling, and adds:''

PANZANI ... TOO!''

The children, delighted to eat a dish as luxurious, their little lips already covered with foam, their language and their stomachs bloated starvation shouting accompanying their dear mother in this song tribal tribute to pulp. It is apparently customary among these strange people to sing when you eat pasta, so the thing out of the ordinary. Do not we say that the Italian is a language of the singing? Proof: singing in front of pasta. Resuming all together:''

PANZANI ... TOO!'''


Even Barbie is it too pink ...

What joy it is for us readers to have to endure such nonsense. The publishers are not yet affected by psychological illness suggesting that basic human if advertising works on weak minds on television, it is equally effective in magazines, DVDs, cinemas film, video games, websites, newspapers, walls, rear bumpers ... Soon we will stick patches on the front to buy an apple at -10%, and we will be sure that if people buy apples is because of this wonderful stroke of genius.

When I want to see is to see a hideous eye on a restless funk. Secret Story. Yes, Secret Story, reality television, the evil person, pain, death, the ultimate insult. But why am I the devil on TF1!?



Warning: Cyclops wicked

To have had the morbid curiosity to take a look - haha - at Secret Story, I must confess that it would have been difficult to believe that this was so pitiful that I had been supposed. I wanted to find observing young horny surrounded pouffettes heat in a loft alternating every color imaginable kitsch might have any interest. But this was not the case.

Before me, stories of heart and a childish and pathetic behavior remind me while reality TV is made by people idiots, idiots, idiots with it. A love triangle of human stupidity, stupid or morons eat under the amused gaze of fools.

Consider an example: the intersection of metalhead / goth faux-called "vampire". Everyone knows that vampires are involved in issues of reality TV. Incidentally, I'm waiting to see what type of false-rebel chick die slowly crazy from not being able to feed on blood before the cameras.

Maybe we could get him a goat or a pig? No? He is a vegetarian, perhaps? I think has no choice in the world of the undead, in theory: they drink the blood if we peg out. In addition, I saw him eat anything else. Since when do vampires can feed on human food? No, but because in this case it would long as they live among us by eating hamburgers like any good capitalist.

fashion of "I'm a vampire," probably the most ridiculous methods for false-marginal-in-lack-of-personality-who-is-their-own. Who will honestly believe that this hair came out of his coffin to go participate in Secret Story?

was also a hermaphrodite born emo super class. When you are naturally born with both sexes, you are sure to dress in emo well say that like all others, you're bi. No, you do not necessarily own personality, you stay emo, but born with both sexes. With a graphical interface and behavior of such little frustrated ill at ease, everyone makes fun of him / her, poor little (e). However, he adopted a technique of defense of the most personal: "I sulk in my bed in pink neon yellow bathrobe. Why not.



The secret should be "I was resambl
ts ley kikou aje 2 min lol" ...

I will not even football broadcast on all strings that night dangerously in the evenings for those who do not care. The screen goes black, do not abuse the poor things.

I throw the remote into the TV, the beast breaks out on the ground, tramples hard. Ah! But if I suddenly realize that there was a utility to this machine that I unfortunately just completed under the weight of my boots. With what shall I take my DVDs and other media more or less legal now?
Oh no, it's good, I have a computer.

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How To Drink Captain Morgan

# 2: Inception, its noise, its operating

I was quiet this morning. I looked casually young Japanese schoolgirls breasts too large to reveal their virgin body hair, before working with a mustachioed plumber, helped by a goat and a mutant octopus out of hell to destroy virginity. Not the thing, the very concept of virginity. Life was peaceful on the whole.

However, it was otherwise. My phone was agitated, releasing an air of metal containing music from a Tim Burton film, reminding me how I should change ringing nimbly. I resolved to turn off my screen, and win. At the end of the line, Temptation, which seemed not recovered from our last night "Alcohol and GHB" I whispered weakly that there was a huge must-see film, and if I ratais, I'm the spoiler end that I would suffer martyrdom, until dying in my vomit in December 2012, but before the end of the world, because there should not messing around either.

This film, as you all know, he did his little hype, we sing the praise, he was hoisted above all the masterpieces of cinematic pretext that the end ... Do not start by the end. Anyway, I say I will not start at the end, only I'll spoiler, and in addition you have already seen, because everyone saw it. Yes, even the blind, deaf, dumb, maimed, dead-seropositive and bowls of Antarctica saw. It underestimates the ratings that are too minority of Antarctica.

Where was I before you interrupt me? Ah yes. So I had to see this "famous movie". So I grabbed my leather jacket studded bad days, before going to land some old and others kékés or emos, to significantly reduce my waiting time, and for good Because it was still fun. I could therefore have in hand what maaaaagnifique ticket, which made me spend so much money unnecessarily, weeping and advance this frivolous expenditure (come on, do not add any, I was expecting a nice film, I naive can be) and proudly displaying INCEPTION, ROOM 1.



A cross between The Day After Tomorrow and Batman: The Dark Knight?

Yes, Inception is a room, that's when the film is that everyone is talking about, it was the best room.

End pubs, movie starts. Di Caprio, straight out of Titanic, stranded Finally, on a beach. He drifted long. Unfortunately for the poor man, no beautiful girl topless for sustenance, only Asian soldiers who jabber phrases in their native dialect, incomprehensible. What

go crazy, what an idea at last! We start the film on an unknown language. Then I tore my ticket in frustration, and realized that the passage Di Caprio liked being tempered in his films.

violent transition, and we here at the end of the film. The router touuuurne, touuuuurne and then shaky, then perhaps have to, then perhaps have not oulala that choose (note that router is a feminine term, and takes 10 hours to make a choice, finish with it what you want), oulala. Waited too long, the generic launches without asking anyone, thus interrupting the suspense that was sweating all the men of the room squealing and all women.

2:30 to finish on the''maybe.'' That's really damn cool! Want buzzer make fuss children? Simple: just create a movie with: guns, guys who refuse to see the psychiatrist so that the mission depends on their mental health, special effects, parallel realities, and a final cut too early to know whether the movie ends well or not. Or rather, not knowing if the film is finished.

I give you a live example: Ashk burglar is in virtual 2089. It penetrates the virtual architectures, which are completely artificial worlds, and to pump information such as a small hack. Yes, that's how we pirate in the future, what do you want. The best thing is that Ashk be embodied by a pure star, say ... Nicolas Cage would like. You should know that architecture is really a virtual world created by the wish of the man who invented it.

One day, he is given a mission: he must share two pieces of information, while making a copy to hand his employer. However, two pieces of information exchange is impossible. Impossible? No. He has already done. But on a smaller scale. The value of an exchange? Allow the collapse of two architectures at once. Because yes, when inserting false information, architecture collapses. The pay is simply the loss incurred in the prosecution against him, which he will finally return home, find her sister with cancer. The guy not even knowing if it is still alive.

He decided to create an architecture that will be linked to both architecture and loot the two information before re- place. Once he has had in hand, he will of course have made a copy of self-plundering.

Then he leaves his home to gather a team to build the architecture, but he gets shot! Fortunately, after dodging bullets and 26,000 accrued on the walls, he can return safely.

But then, we learn that in fact every time he built an architecture, it is taken from an irrepressible need to complicate it up, so you may get lost, to secure it. Of course, everyone would balance is not that bad.

mission begins, he enters the first architecture, but people are waiting. They are there to protect the architecture. ProtectBots call them. Who cares, he and his team breaches the cladding of virtual weapons, fight, and at the same time, find the place where hidden information. But a copy must remain there for the right time.

the others are sent from this architecture to another, and vanishing in this architecture. When you change your architecture, it was a virtual who stays there. To add to the danger.

Same thing, fighting, and all the special effects imaginable.

From there, you go into the architecture of our hero. Ashk is mentally deficient, however, and its architecture is a very complicated maze, populated by a lot of ProtectBots. Moreover, he found there alone. Via some unresolved and some turning situations (appearance of his sister that the guide, why not), we finally found the place for receipt of copies.

It receives synchronous, they plundered.

Then you wake up in an architecture using a keyword that is "reality, there leaves the information, and allowed to explode all the architecture changing architecture. The same is done in the next. Each time, the architecture in question explodes and the alarm must be all that is more energetic, not to die. Because if you die, you are stuck in a virtual nothingness.

last scene, our Ashk enters the hospital, and does not find his sister. He learns that his beloved sister is healed! What a miracle! What joy! He can not go and enjoy, and change pants. This hacker is therefore included in his power, bursts through the door without wanting to, so there is more, then took a doubt, looking at his sister, and especially his employer who is there, and welcome.

Before this stress, he says "reality", close your eyes, open them again, and ... Generic.

Was it in reality? We do not know! Hahaha! What a great movie! Just add enough to disturb the audience ratings with a lot of double-meaning phrases, and it is there.

Now that I'm letting off steam, at least acknowledge qu'Inception is not the first film to leave us in doubt, far from it. Take the example of Existenz: The last sentence is "we're still in the game? . In Vanilla Sky, it "opens eyes". No, this gentleman is really a genius, because it sends in dreams realistic as possible.

Ah yes, here's another interesting thing : Realistic dreams. I do not mind, it is easier to manage. However, I think I heard the beginning to the end of the movie you would not understand the alarm before it was illogical elements. So why do they head? Why is it sets too boring? Finally, it is a choice, accept.


Dream or reality? Trollons!

For those who ask the question: the router does not stop. But it does not continue. What? What am I doing? Of quantum physics? No, no, calm down, clumsy and impressionable minds. I just tells you that the goal is to make you speak, so there is no response.

However, if one looks, one can observe that the router fails and slows instead of remaining straight as usual, that children are not the same actors (in the credits, it says), and alliance that appears in the dreams is not on hand for Di Caprio. Make it what you want.

My conclusion is that this film is an Avatar 2: noisy, not so much as that. Ok, it's pretty, it makes you think, but then to classify it (as some have reported to me that this had been done) 3rd Film history of cinema, I find it completely unfair. Beside Inception, there are a number of films that are worth much more instantly. It is classified as a marvel of film just because of the noise created by his non-finish. In the end, without the Internet, this film would not have been so successful, because there would not have all these debates readable by all, that grow in maximum fuss. And I myself come to make my contribution to this mess media, so I'll shut up without stressing the inconsistencies and other things in making a film that allows itself to look, and nothing more.

I rekindled so, before you greet my screen on which Japanese women did not wait for me to invite a carnivorous plant to their small-school celebration.

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Diagram On Body Temperature

# 1: sprawling

The blog starts again, but comics exit, or at least for now. Instead of introducing myself as a good blogger, I preferred to speak in the following way: a long example is better than a long presentation. So I pulled out of a cardboard covered with dust my first article, which was speaking during the World Cup, an animal far from being the most common: Paul Octopus.

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original date: July 15, 2010

Today, at a time when approaching the end of the world, where unemployment is rising, where poverty is palpable, today, my brothers, let us rejoice, because the octopus Paul Boche gave birth to a i-Phone application.

The new representative of the human intellect,
heroes of the world, savior of mankind.

Dear humans, you'll never ceases to amaze me. Sometimes, really, I thought we touched the bottom, but now, going kindly check my mail, it took me very little to discover how you could fall much lower in the media buffoonery. Because yes, you who read me, decerebrate footballer, who honestly beat your wife home from work, before enjoying the true meaning of life, a beer in his hand in front of Canal + Sport and the other in your underpants, you don Ace of ceases to amaze me. Today, I learn so that you and millions of other chimpanzees cleverly hidden in the mass of humanity a little time be intellectually developed, have been passionate and have watched regularly for forty-five minutes an octopus.

No, no, it's not an octopus like the others, since Paul (it is true that, for that matter, the dress up a ridiculous name was a great idea to make it more laughable) is an octopus that predicts the future. We put food in a box a dirty little brat (or innocent child for those who still dare to believe that a toddler could be more innocent than twenty seconds in his life) ten years has decorated his chubby little hands of a flag. On the other hand, another box proudly displays the other flag is seen also topped with a fruit of the sea And the beast is loose: Paul (admit it's scary).

However, as is well known public that the IQ of an octopus and a fanatical football are more or less similar, the octopus in a small box scores every few minutes of hesitation, and you, with joy that you admire lovingly eating cephalopod a die, because after all, nature is so beautiful that if one adds a touch football, it can only be incredibly interesting. A bit like running your lawn on which hero is more beautiful than the Amazon rainforest, where you can not find his ball. Paul has chosen what he would eat, and you conclude that he chose who would win. And as there are only 50% chance he did because, if telling the truth is that he is seeing. What is expected to become a messiah?

Since this poor animal has committed the great mistake to move towards the mussel English, while Maite has quit repeating it less likely dégobiller all night by swallowing a mold from the Netherlands low, it is impossible to watch the news without discovering the joy that Paul octopus new hero known worldwide, has actually unlikely to live until 2012 or even that disappointed since it was bought by Apple.

Well, humanity's intellect over-developed, let me say two things.

First, it is ultimately not surprising that the foul heap of shapeless slug that you made an octopus is passionate, and above all it refers to a decision.

importantly, thanks to you, I discovered a passion for the shapeless masses with tentacles that allows me to finally understand why Bill Kaulitz, German castrato of the group that would like a room in Japan, and his brother were so successful .

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Sunday, July 25, 2010

Has Anyone Used Ovulation Kit

Son of thunder

c'matin, I'll celebrate St. Jacques (called the son of thunder in the Gospels) in Notre-Dame de Paris with my friend Manu.

The pilgrims were given appointments on the forecourt with ostentatious shell. I left mine in my backpack.

Saint Jacques is the thread that m'relie at (right) Path.


Saturday, July 24, 2010

What Kind Ofcamera Did Bella Get In New Moon

Requiem for St Glin-Glin

M'voilà before You, and you send me c'matin c'te word (Psalm 106) that sets foot in the flat.

04 Some wandered in the wilderness lost on the roads, and found no city to call home:
05 they suffered hunger and thirst, they felt their souls faint.


Yeah, One year ago in the desert ch'uis. A place where we drool more than usual but place, too, where your presence j'renifle extraordinary.

Hunger and thirst spiritually atest know where I live. that, ultimately, is po grave, the moment you walk on the right path. But there, the way atest see 'em too. J'l'devine. J'm'laisse guide to the right by a twig, to the left by a pebble.

06 R/1Dans their anguish, they cried unto the Lord, and he has learned from the distress
07 he is driving on the right path, leads them to a city to call home.


Bin there, there's cash, with the result. It's not "He will draw distress" (gender, randomly Balthazar, the saint Glin-Glin, besides a great saint c'ui then, highly revered!) Is composed of my past dude. Done.

the right path, although it says me! The right way is the opposite of êt'es lost: you'll que'que hand. "A city to call home." In "settle", there's the notion of duration. The only city where j'm'établirai is Jerusalem Heavenly, by then, these are steps that cities, states, steps, steps-steps.

08 R/2Qu 'give thanks to God for his love and his wonderful deeds for men:
09 because it quenches their thirst, it fills hungry with good things!


Giving thanks, with grain of sand Mafoi, I have a hard time dilating my heart right now, j'm'sens cramped, but it is serious po, the Lord loves me anyway with my micro grain sand.
And
bin, my Jesus, I laid 'em in your pogne my grain of sand. I know how you got past the qu'dans well Sort this out with 5 loaves and 3 fishes, then you should do a good job.

Thanks, anyway, for the aut 'nugget su' which ch'uis fell. It is signed Abraham Heschel .

The biblical response to evil is not good, but the saint. It is the attempt to haul the man to a higher level of existence, where man, confronted with evil, is not alone

Monday, June 28, 2010

Equities Derivatives Interview

Small, small, small

I found a book that describes a formulation accurately what I felt that by going to the Holy Land: "The smallness of the Jesus of history"

"We discovered, almost painfully, the smallness of the historical Jesus. God incarnate, and yet everything seems ridiculously small, insignificant: a small corner of the world, lost in a lake, surrounded by small villages, this was more like outposts, there remains virtually nothing, few people follow a man ... When you're

on site, one can not mistake, the mystery of the incarnation of God, takes us by the throat, leaving us further imagine the omnipotence of God as men in major events and the crash; nor so surreal magic wand with a God who acts in spite of ourselves in our history! Everything is too real, embodied, small and insignificant "(nonviolent Jesus, and Anne Benoît Thiran-Guibert, eds. Fidélité)

There. There, I was caught in the throat by the smallness and insignificance the One in whom I believe.

After such a revelation, difficult to continue believing as before.

I strive to follow the Nazarene on its dusty roads and harmless, he transforms his presence.

Friday, June 25, 2010

Difference Between Yellow Bars And Green Bars

On the road again

Vision by listening to the Church of St Gervais St. Protais the magnificent oratorio Pilgrim.

Me, hair disheveled, his face scratched and dirty, bloated by the sun.

In my journey through the desert, j'me realize I morfle more than I imagined.

But I know I'm on the right road and I'm not alone.

When I throw a look round and found the desolate landscape, I am seized by a wave of vertigo. Jeez, what am I doing this?

And I take the road.

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Multiplayer Trivial Pursuit Online

Sense

For nearly a year since I started this new path with the star I am and who my guide: "Now I can not live my relationship with Christ as I experienced before. "

Since I walk in the dark but with great serenity because I am the Way.

Sunday, May 9, 2010

Microwaving Non Microwave Safe

What happened to the Holy Land (2) Break

Following my previous post, as a flashback.

Corinth: A shopping arcade, which we guess still arcades, home to the store of Priscilla and Aquila, a couple of Judeo-Christian, manufacturers of tents in which Paul worked. A few tens of meters hence, a Synagogue where Paul preached. The city had 36,000 inhabitants. A host hosted by a couple laborious. Nothing extraordinary. Paul harvest few conversions and a lot of controversy. Again, nothing in this triumphant Christianity there. Paul's voice was covered by tens of thousands of other voices. Corinth produced a shock in me. The scene could have happened today. Nothing is a foregone conclusion. Sometimes nothing seems to have changed little listening. Corinth is the anti-Christianity braggart. Is the anti-Golden Legend is the most total landfill where nothing seems to win.

Meryemana, the House of the Virgin on the hills bordering the giant Ephesus (300 000 inhabitants at the time of Paul), a brick house built on the former home of the Virgin. Tradition says that this is where St. John lived with the mother of Jesus. In the midst of trees and pine needles is a deep and infinite softness. We feel the same peace to close the Lourdes grotto. Turkish mothers come to establish nodes wait for a child. Sweetness and simplicity.

Rome from today, we find that Christianity triumphant, impressive debut that makes you forget how small.

Yet what struck me during this trip, it is precisely this extremely modest beginnings. I feel called to return to this moment here, where nothing was visible, where everything was fragile, as in equilibrium, away from all the evidence. But when everything was in embryo.

It reminds me this little parable, reported by Brother Benedict Billot (House of Tobias)

In dreams, a young man entered a store. An angel stood behind the counter in a hurry, he asked
- What are you selling my good sir?
- Everything you want!
The young man began to enumerate:
"Well, I ran to see the end of wars in the world, a better life for all the poor, work for all unemployed, more love in all families, and. .. and ...
Angel interrupted him.
- Excuse me young man, you misunderstood me: we do not sell fruit, we only sell seeds.

Unintended Consequences of the trip: the daily Masses at the boat (I had not followed this regime long gone) have caused me a real indigestion or overdose.

Since then, I'm going to Mass sparingly. I do not want this moment of communion in community is the obvious. I do not think what is being celebrated is the obvious. Otherwise, it misses the profound humility and immense that it offers.

few days ago, after reading an article on the subject of thank you, I told myself that going to Mass just to say thank you (thank you to life is there, given that suits me fine). And that motivate me to go back. A small step taken, but the road is not over.