The blog starts again, but comics exit, or at least for now. Instead of introducing myself as a good blogger, I preferred to speak in the following way: a long example is better than a long presentation. So I pulled out of a cardboard covered with dust my first article, which was speaking during the World Cup, an animal far from being the most common: Paul Octopus.
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original date: July 15, 2010
Today, at a time when approaching the end of the world, where unemployment is rising, where poverty is palpable, today, my brothers, let us rejoice, because the octopus Paul Boche gave birth to a i-Phone application.
heroes of the world, savior of mankind.
Dear humans, you'll never ceases to amaze me. Sometimes, really, I thought we touched the bottom, but now, going kindly check my mail, it took me very little to discover how you could fall much lower in the media buffoonery. Because yes, you who read me, decerebrate footballer, who honestly beat your wife home from work, before enjoying the true meaning of life, a beer in his hand in front of Canal + Sport and the other in your underpants, you don Ace of ceases to amaze me. Today, I learn so that you and millions of other chimpanzees cleverly hidden in the mass of humanity a little time be intellectually developed, have been passionate and have watched regularly for forty-five minutes an octopus.
No, no, it's not an octopus like the others, since Paul (it is true that, for that matter, the dress up a ridiculous name was a great idea to make it more laughable) is an octopus that predicts the future. We put food in a box a dirty little brat (or innocent child for those who still dare to believe that a toddler could be more innocent than twenty seconds in his life) ten years has decorated his chubby little hands of a flag. On the other hand, another box proudly displays the other flag is seen also topped with a fruit of the sea And the beast is loose: Paul (admit it's scary).
However, as is well known public that the IQ of an octopus and a fanatical football are more or less similar, the octopus in a small box scores every few minutes of hesitation, and you, with joy that you admire lovingly eating cephalopod a die, because after all, nature is so beautiful that if one adds a touch football, it can only be incredibly interesting. A bit like running your lawn on which hero is more beautiful than the Amazon rainforest, where you can not find his ball. Paul has chosen what he would eat, and you conclude that he chose who would win. And as there are only 50% chance he did because, if telling the truth is that he is seeing. What is expected to become a messiah?
Since this poor animal has committed the great mistake to move towards the mussel English, while Maite has quit repeating it less likely dégobiller all night by swallowing a mold from the Netherlands low, it is impossible to watch the news without discovering the joy that Paul octopus new hero known worldwide, has actually unlikely to live until 2012 or even that disappointed since it was bought by Apple.
Well, humanity's intellect over-developed, let me say two things.
First, it is ultimately not surprising that the foul heap of shapeless slug that you made an octopus is passionate, and above all it refers to a decision.
importantly, thanks to you, I discovered a passion for the shapeless masses with tentacles that allows me to finally understand why Bill Kaulitz, German castrato of the group that would like a room in Japan, and his brother were so successful .
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