Overwhelmed by stereotypes, I was repeatedly called "satanic", "Gothic" and "Robert Pattinson. In Indeed, it would seem that I have some physical similarities with the waste at the Hollywood actor's close to that of a parrot died and stuffed by a taxidermist addicted to illicit substances.
Notwithstanding the annoying side of this comparison inappropriate, this pushed me again to wonder about one question: why does it now make any choupinounets vampires gentlemen who would not hurt a fly, have the empathy and love for their neighbor and help human maidens feel good about themselves?
First, a return to sources is required, then open the red book failed to present humanity which prefers to refer to Wikipedia without ever verifying the veracity of the information that they are pumping with the force an elephant to an oasis.
According to the encyclopedia "Little Cambridge" (which has the temerity to display a grammatical mistake of the most shocking, admitting the hypothesis that a redhead could be "small"): Vampire nm (all . Vampir, of Slavic). 1. Death which would have the ability to exit from the grave to suck the blood of the living and bring them to his service. 2. Fig. person who enriched the work of other ... short who cares.
Nosferatu, a vampire who has not found the audience of Twilight ...
A vampire is by definition a death that comes out of his grave to feast on human blood and turn them into slaves. Where is it written that a vampire is beautiful? Where is it written that a vampire has feelings? Where is it written that belongs to a vampire clan? Where is it written that a vampire likes beating up werewolves? Nowhere. A vampire is supposed to feed on blood, period.
Gradually, the vampire has evolved so that today, bringing together everything that we seen everywhere together, you get this: "Vampire nm (German Vampir, of Slavic) . Man who has pale skin reaction to sunlight, is canon in 95% of cases, is wet virgins experiencing feelings more worthy of hypersensitive homosexuals, and is so uber beefy Popeye. Some also say they fear the crucifix, silver, garlic, sleep in coffins, are 300% immortal, are satanic, and listen to the dark metal of the Dead Which Kills your fuckin 'Ears (called DMDKE). NOTE: The vampires are also participating in Secret Story when they are bored. "
Suppose that a large part of any this is true, how a vampire can love a person without directly from a psychiatric hospital for creatures of the night? I mean a vampire falling in love with a pre-pubescent girl (for even aged thousands of years, they still prefer teens discomfort, this band Pedobear in power) is equivalent a senior falls in love with a steak.
Pedobear explaining how vampires
choose their girlfriends: no more than 7 + (your age) / 2
No kidding, personally, when I see a cow which later became a steak, I do not want to marry him, I just want to look ruminating time it ends on my plate. And if the largest non-miracle, I became a hunter to kill for food, I do not think I'd end up with the couple, said cow. I should eat like a vampire sucking the blood of a human without getting to trim the fat end with.
Why? Why do these old people hundreds or thousands of years, organized, totally unknown to the world, they find themselves clinging to the arm of an ordinary girl whose life is not worth a nail and whose speeches are so-nian nian they have already had to undergo no one knows how many times, knowing full well that it is only going to serve their rotting existence?
Well the answer is simple: the vampire equivalent of being a homosexual, and being super super too mysterious and too romantic, he is the idol of mindless little girls who do not understand that there are many people capable of talk with pretty words, and be just as romantic. Because yes, it exists in the world who can speak.
Fig. 1: What a human sees
Fig. 2: What I see a vampire
However, on leaving the cinema broadcasting Twilight (the movie where the vampire hanging from a rope in broad daylight could act as a disco ball for disco night on Friday) our young women are taking the bus, and they assault someone to relax . And if someone responds by talking like them soft Edward, they laugh, ask him to speak French, a little insulting and go fantasizing about the existence of vampires stupid enough to love.
Do vampires exist? Lord, I hope for them than not.
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